Friday, 4 December 2015

The Ultimate Troll Gift is Coming to Steam in 2016

It's always nice to have a bit of a cheeky giggle buying friends horrible games as gifts during a Steam sale. Login, slap down a few bucks on something ridiculous, send it their way, wait for the inevitable, "Thanks a lot, jerk!" reply, and having a good laugh after. Choosing just the right game is often a challenge. What will it be? How about that one where you raise unicorns? Hatoful Boyfriend is always good for a chuckle. Decisions, decisions.

Now making up your mind about what terrible game you want to send to a friend so that you can laugh at them and all of his or her other friends can judge them harshly has become a whole lot easier because Monster Monpiece is coming to Steam in 2016.

That's right. That game that helped the Vita make the leap from "Another failed Sony handheld" to "What kind of fucked up, sexual deviants make up this system's user base?" in the gaming sphere's collective mind share is making its way to PC, uncensored apparently.

I'm not going into too much detail about the game here, but one of the main mechanics on the Vita version was to aggressively rub the image of scantily clad anime girls (Wikipedia link here if you really do want to learn more). It's creepy as fuck, and just by looking at the animated GIF I've included with this article, it should give you an idea of the horrific rabbit hole that the game is leaping down, not to mention you'll probably have to register as a sex offender in some states just for looking at that horrible thing.

So, get those credit cards ready to put some friendships to the test! A new age in Steam gift trolling is almost upon us.