Review: BioShock Infinite (PC)

I'm sure there are older, more technical examples of the Multiverse Theory in literature, film and academia, but I'm more familiar with Red Dwarf and the finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation. BioShock Infinite, so steeped in the theory, comfortably slots into the Top 5 interesting takes on Multiverse but the game lacks the ability to sky surf on the back of a crocodile so it's definitely not in top spot no matter how slickly the game presents the theory.

Feature: BioShock Infinite Review

Irrational Games has delivered a super nova game with BioShock Infinite, which can literally, and without an single iota of exaggeration, be described as an extended orgasm that ejaculates fun and social consciousness during every millisecond of playtime.

Preview: BioShock Infinite (360, PC, PS3)

It's the goal of this preview that you should know as much about BioShock Infinite as you already do. If you actually come out of the experience knowing less then I think I've done you a service.

The Weekly Checkpoint

We've got another news round-up for you all.  Today we talk about the recent security breach at Battle.net, DayZ going standalone, possible problems with Bioshock Infinite, and Steam selling non-gaming software in the future, among other things.

Top 10: Best Cleavage Part VI

Cleavage: the depression between a woman's breasts especially when made visible by the wearing of a low-cut dress.

Character designers and marketing folk have a particular prediliction for female breasts. (See Parts I, II, III, IV, and V if in doubt.) It's as if they're under the impression that if a female character doesn't feature cartoonish boobs and possibly a plunging neckline to reveal an over-generous amount of cleavage, there's no way the player will be able to clue into the fact the character is a woman. Very few women characters, no matter the genre, actually showcase more moderate mammary measurements.

Cover Elf (Silverfall)

If sex sells, Silverfall would have sold a bazillion copies.